Hey how are you doing; long time no speaks; How is ur vacation(if u huv one)???
I huv 3 jokes for you 1 - "Corruption"
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"
The witness stared out the window as though he hadn't hear the question.
"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated.
The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."
"Oh," the witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."
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2nd joke - "Questions, Questions, Questions!"
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", da lawyer replied, "I charge $200 2 answer 3 questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said da lawyer, "& what's ur 3rd question?" @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Da 3rd joke called "Slow vs. Fast."
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like. %%%%%%%%%%%%%% Enjooooooooooy
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